The Peyton
1.Having sex with a bass headstock while on her bed, while her mom watches.
2.A cordial cock slap to the face while playing bass.
2.A cordial cock slap to the face while playing bass.
The Peyton by Liz May 6, 2005
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the Peyton
When you see a friend in a fight and instead of helping you curl up on the floor in the fetal position and start crying
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The Peyton Manning
A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."
- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."
- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
The Peyton Manning by The Inventor of April 29, 2011
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the_peyton_official by roblox things November 30, 2020
The Walking Peyton
The Walking Peyton is a television series starring a kid who becomes a god in a universe of his and his friends own design. They go on adventures, fighting evil.
The Walking Peyton by Peyton Deckett January 25, 2021
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peyton the nerd by SubscribeToPewdiepie December 1, 2018
The Payton Game
A game which involves a circle jerk with eye contact and the last one to cum on a slice of pizza has to eat it.
The Payton Game by JimmyNoLegs November 21, 2016
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