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A lotion that smells and/or is made of almonds, cashews, or other nuts
The nut is made of almonds
The nut by Canceratit'sfinest January 26, 2017
The Nut is our lord and savior. he will bless everyone who believes in him and cruch the neck of those that dont.
The Nut will save us from decontamination
The Nut by Thenutbeliever February 20, 2021

the nut room 

A narrow room in the basement that contains a tv, a massage chair facing the tv and a table with a box of tissues on it.
You got a box of tissues AND a massage chair?? That's the nut room, the nut room
the nut room by DDistrict March 17, 2023

the nut job 

Oral sex concentrating on the balls rather than the penis.
I watched "The Nut Job" at the cinema while getting "the nut job" from my girlfriend.
the nut job by Hello there man! January 16, 2014

The Nut Clap

When you shake your body forward and backward vigorously to make a clapping sound when your testicles smack off your ass and pelvic area
I had the whole party laughing when i did the Nut Clap.
The Nut Clap by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

The Nut Edox 

You dive your member on into your lady's blueberry yum yum and one of your balls gets stuck in her yum yum, the other one blocking it from view, like an equinox.
Eric suffered the nut Edox when he visited that whore on 5th street. Damn thats a big yum yum.
The Nut Edox by Clyde M. March 29, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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