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The Muffler

When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.
Bro my asshole is still bleeding after Kyle did The Muffler with his monster
by Ni99er_beater69 March 16, 2021
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the speedy muffler

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.
Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.
by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010
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The forbidden muffler

The forbidden muffler
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box
Last night after dinner Sally asked to toss my salad so I let her and accidentally made the forbidden muffler and she enjoyed it
by Abortion Sledgehammer November 18, 2021
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blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.
Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.
by Yassica June 14, 2015
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