Monkey King

A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 15, 2018

The Monkey King

King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.

This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.

by The Monkey King September 20, 2003

Monkey King

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.

My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.

by Drakkus October 19, 2011

Monkey like King Kong

Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.

She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.

by QC Inspector #30 April 10, 2009

monkey king 2

horny + gacha hater

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"

by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022

The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023