The asscrack of Asia. A complete shithole of a region filled with terrorists who get a hard on from violence but not women. a desert region filled with terror.
"Hey beavis did you here men in the middle east don't have sex with women by choice until marriage and all women there have to cover up their faces or else they'll get killed.
Beavis: yea yea that sounds pretty gay yeayeayeayea
(Beavis and butthead laugh together)
The Middle East is the place that had all the oil and gold then big boys UK and France started wars over oil and ate their resources or idk grew cannabis or some shit so they could shove weed joints up their asses, the Middle East is also where pedophiles go to play golf and be niggerfaggots and stickwii remotes up their vaginas.
You: Yo, is all that shit about The Middle East fr?
Me: Yeah, I know this from experience
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*