The asscrack of Asia. A complete shithole of a region filled with terrorists who get a hard on from violence but not women. a desert region filled with terror.
"Hey beavis did you here men in the middle east don't have sex with women by choice until marriage and all women there have to cover up their faces or else they'll get killed.
Beavis: yea yea that sounds pretty gay yeayeayeayea
(Beavis and butthead laugh together)
The Middle East is the place that had all the oil and gold then big boys UK and France started wars over oil and ate their resources or idk grew cannabis or some shit so they could shove weed joints up their asses, the Middle East is also where pedophiles go to play golf and be niggerfaggots and stick wii remotes up their vaginas.
You: Yo, is all that shit about The Middle East fr?
Me: Yeah, I know this from experience
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.