The Maj

1. Group of extremely stylish, weed smoking females.
2. Magical ladies.
3. Not your average white girls.

"Damn, did you see them fly bitches? They was runnin wit The Maj."

by Mur May 6, 2007

Maj The Menace

The man with a plan. The man with 3 legs. Big D energy included.(choking hazard)

Maj The Menace is a well-mannered gentleman with a slong for an extra leg in case he loses his real leg in a war or something.

by DM dirty mencace March 5, 2023

The Major (Hellsing)

The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.

The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.

Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.

If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.

Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*

by The Major of Millennium September 24, 2013

tom goes to the major

it is how idiots spell "Tom Goes to the Mayor". In doing this they show how fucking stupid they are for hating this show.

Idiot - Hey, I hate Tom Goes to the Major.

Normal Person - What the fuck is Tom Goes to the Major? You're a fucking dumbass

by MayorTom January 13, 2009

See you in the major leagues

A sentence where men cried...

"See you in the major leagues, Jack."

by Damn boye March 19, 2021

join the majority

To die. The majority of people who have lived have died. So to die is to join them.

Either give me back my money or get ready to join the majority.

by DEATHfalcon November 20, 2010

Playing In The Majors

Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.

You playing in the majors man?

Fuckin right!

by A.Mahizzz January 29, 2009