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the most lesbian sex you’ll ever have, even for a man.
i just had the mia last night from my boyfriend. i didn’t cum
the mia by jake’s gf November 6, 2023

the mia khalifa 

The act of putting a raw egg between your lips, rapidly inhaling and thus propelling the egg into your esophagus. Great party trick. Named after the middle-eastern porn star.
some fucc boi : "i call this the mia khalifa" proceeds to choke
crowd: "ayy lmao"

The Mia Disease 

When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.
The Mia disease affected all the children of Discord and now they can't even spell things properly.

the mia miller 

when you arch your back to make your ass look big even though you’re flat
“yoo do the mia miller”
do you want me to break my back!?”
the mia miller by bhaddbitchh November 27, 2019

do the Mia

When you are a teenager and your boyfriend is an adult
Don‘t do the Mia again, he could be your dad

mamma mia the movie 

so a girl named Sofia is getting married and she invites her three dads Sam,Harry,Bill to try to find out witch one is her dad. her mom Donna finds out that she invited them and makes them leave but they don't leave. When Sofia and sky her bf have there wedding they end up not getting married and Donna end up getting married instead....need i say more? so you should watch mamma mia the movie.
mamma mia the movie by Rosie057 November 21, 2017