the Loaf

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the rock legend that is Meat Loaf

can't beat a bit of the Loaf on a late-night drive home

the Loaf by TomD4Eva April 30, 2008

Words you can keep

the Loaf

In modern times, a word describing one with the ultimate Powah. See Badass or The Shit

Omfg I wish I was as cool as the Loaf.
-Also-
Wtf why can't I be the Loaf.

the Loaf by Anonymous March 25, 2003

The Loaf

The Loaf, is what rapper LilSDL uses as a nickname for his gang.

“Ayy man I’m chillin here wit The Loaf”

The Loaf by LilSDL February 18, 2022

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.

Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010

Chopped the loaf

When some one does something idiotic, forgetful, or stupid.

Damn dude, Stacy really chopped the loaf on that science exam

Chopped the loaf by Gilchrispy December 18, 2012

Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport

Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.

Unfold the Loaf by TMAdam August 24, 2016

soak the loaf

The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)

Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"

Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."

Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."

soak the loaf by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026