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The Leviathan Chronicles 

A kickass audio drama about a civil war between two powerful groups of Immortals, created by all around badass Christof Laputka. Listening to The Leviathan Chronicles is possibly one of the greatest things that will ever happen to your ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Also, it's FREE.

All of your arguments for not listening to The Leviathan Chronicles are, by default, invalid.
Fan #1: Hey, did you listen to the season finale of The Leviathan Chronicles?

Fan #2: Yes, and it was the greatest thing that had ever happened to my ears, ever. Period. No arguments.

Soon-To-Be-Fan: Hey, where can I find this Leviathan Chronicles thing?

Fan #3: At www . leviathanchronicles . com , or the iTunes store.

Orpah the Leviathan 

Queen of the underground; one of many forms of degenerate evil loosed upon this sick world.

Legend has it that upon fierce copulation with Goro, she gave birth to Moran, father of the moleman race. As of late, has resurfaced under the guise of Oprah, a daytime talkshow host.
"Man, I just referenced Orpah the Leviathan in conversation, and NOBODY had any idea of what-the-fuck I was talking about. Not a problem though, because M. Bison flew outta nowhere and kicked them in the ear."

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? 

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In The COuntry Of Japan Because ONe Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Immortal And Lazy ===Immortality 

Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In The COuntry Of Japan Because ONe Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Immortal And Lazy ===Immortality
Mariam Angelique Rodriguez Is Uvilada <<<Dota's Half-Aunt>>> And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez Is Leviathan <<<m15> In The COuntry Of Japan Because ONe Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Immortal And Lazy ===Immortality

Leviathian To Hellstrom To Cthulhu: "'Sarah Wayne Callies Has The Best Feet In The World.""

Leviathian To Hellstrom To Cthulhu: "'Sarah Wayne Callies Has The Best Feet In The World.""
Leviathian To Hellstrom To Cthulhu: "'Sarah Wayne Callies Has The Best Feet In The World.""
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026