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throw the lob

Helping a friend get a date by giving the girl/guy good information.
DK: "Damn she looks amazing!
Billy: "Lemme throw the lob I gotchu"
throw the lob by M.Gray44 June 26, 2016

Lob the gob 

-phrasal verb
The act of leaning in to kiss another, with an unknown outcome.
Success or failure is decided by the second party reciprocating the kiss.
We were having the craic until Sean, while locked, tried to lob the gob at Niamh and get a snogg when her boyfriend kicked him in the mebbs.
Lob the gob by UgaineMor November 6, 2010

lob the rocket 

Flinging poo left over from a night of anal sex. This occurs after a night of anal sex.

In the morning, a small bit of poo happens to be on the bed, so...you then proceed to "lob the rocket", or to Throw someone's poo at the owner of the poo.
After I fucked her in the ass, there was shit on the bed. So I HAD to lob the rocket!
lob the rocket by Gregg August 21, 2004

Lob the gob 

Irish-centric slang term for kissing someone, esp. French kissing.
I've got a date tonight, and once she's drunk enough, I'll lob the gob.
Lob the gob by BrianMcA June 9, 2010

before the lobotomy 

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".
person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
before the lobotomy by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010

the lobster 

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.
Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.
the lobster by kook February 17, 2005
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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