The key peninsula A.K.A the KP. A small city in Washington state which has a very extensive history of drug use and rape. The “KP kids” (a name given to them by the “gig harbor kids”) have been in a 30 year gang type war. Many lives have been lost and many buttholes have been expanded.
“Hey, wanna go to the KP?”
“No we might get enlarged buttholes then trip and fall on heroine needles.”
“No we might get enlarged buttholes then trip and fall on heroine needles.”
by God Shit November 19, 2017
Kings Point Sucks. Can be found in mostly in bars in many ports all over the world, anywhere KP cadets go while at sea it will appear. Sometimes appears in the strangest of places
by B April 28, 2004
Kitchen Police, the soldier who is assigned to the kitchen duties in the army or navy. Police means maintenance, repair here, not peace keeping
by kewt July 14, 2002
Kp aka K pizzle or Crack p is a type of junkie in the streets of dublin also called jimmy from the north in certain parts of the word
by Irish Rebulican Army July 6, 2022
by DKproductionss February 7, 2010
A man of many talents. KP is ofter abbreviated as his true name is often foreign. He is genuine, intellectual. He has a way with woman. Woman are attracted to him because of his charm and personality. Yet he is very picky and not satisfied with a 9. If you are every lucky enough to meet one - keep him. There are not many like him. If given the opportunity he will stop at nothing to get to your heart. Don't take him for granted - you wont find another like him. He is kind and gentle. He is a lover, not a fighter. He will always look out for your best interest. He is a great friend, lover, partner, and father. He would treat your child as his own. Children adore him, mothers are impressed by his demeanor and encourage their daughter to be with him. He is considered very handsome. He always expect the best. He strives to always win. He is often the center of attention. When he enters the room, his presence is immediately noticed. His dress and the way he carries himself is admired, and ofter considered to be GQ. He will alway speak highly of his companion... he will always put her first. The name although two letters is unique as not many can say they have met another. He will always be remembered. He will always be missed. Make sure you don't go to Vermont on Valentines Day... Stay for him... be his Valentine ... as he will cherish it as though it was his first... Don't run away... he's good for you...
I wish I was like KP... he seems to have it going for him. A KP in life is sure to make any woman's dreams come true.
by Zascha January 24, 2013
by Tell it! September 13, 2011