1. A learned man, who shares his knowledge to enlighten all those who are ignorant. He works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting his knowledge.
2. A very sexy man
3. A spiritual healer, whose prowess extends beyond the pages of a medical textbook, and hint at almost superhuman clinical skills. He also has an appreciation for the finer alcoholic beverages, as well as a wittily-deployed innuendo.
4. A man whose supremely chiselled biceps give him unparalled ability at a foozball table. Unfortunately his abs do not allow him to maintain this dominance for long.
2. A very sexy man
3. A spiritual healer, whose prowess extends beyond the pages of a medical textbook, and hint at almost superhuman clinical skills. He also has an appreciation for the finer alcoholic beverages, as well as a wittily-deployed innuendo.
4. A man whose supremely chiselled biceps give him unparalled ability at a foozball table. Unfortunately his abs do not allow him to maintain this dominance for long.
As a sculpted, masculine beast of a man walked by me, with a beer in hand, observed my elevated jugulovenous pressure, prescribed a triple drug therapy and suggested a better weights technique to grow my biceps, I knew I had just encountered....The Guru
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A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.
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Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
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Josh parmer is the official wang guru becuz he is obssessed with wangz up his butt and drawing wangz up other gay guys butts...LMao
Josh parmer is the official wang guru becuz he is obssessed with wangz up his butt and drawing wangz up other gay guys butts...LMao
by Student October 8, 2004
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