the grenade 

This waste of (a vast amount of) skin realized in the 6th grade that she will die alone after welfare and multiple heart attacks. After this harsh realization, she desperately attempted to form friendships with attractive girls for the sole reason of leeching of their hotness. Ten years later, she's managed to hold together her parasitic friendship with these girls. When you and your buddies approach these girls, the grenade's callousness from years of fat jokes kicks into overdrive, and she does everything in her power to keep her "friends" from hooking up. The grenade will most likely have to be jumped on (read: get taken back to her place and spend many long hours trying not to vomit from disgust) by you or one of your buddies (probably whoever gets the short straw).

"She was the grenade" should be an acceptable defense in murder cases.

the grenade by Ranting Bastard August 4, 2004

the grenade 

The grenade is an alternative sexual manuaveur, it begins with the basic handjob. When the man begins to orgasm however is where the grenade differs because the one handjobbing makes a fist around the erect member and clamps their thumb over the penile orfice. This is usually followed by a yelp by the man because of building pressure and is usually released quickly with a explosion of white male secretion.

Me: Hey dude why are grabbing yourself?
Mike: My girl gave me the grenade because I called her Heather half way through.
Me: Shit thats some mean and cold hearted shit right there.

the grenade by Phillip Kaltenbach March 13, 2007

the grenade 

you roll up on phat ho and you make a fist like you gonna clock a nigga and stick yo thumb up and you go all thumbs up in her pussy

that bitch was so fineeeee that i just plopped the grenade right up her pussayyyy

the grenade by asjkdfhlgajhgk;ajd;sdklfjadkfkasdjfkjq234lkr l24ktj 8iu 9p8egi 34uhgt9835rhy8oquehbkljn June 15, 2008

the grenade launcher 

when youre with your boys and the only way for everyone to get some is for you to hook up with the fat bitch you must the dive on the genade taking one for the team

brett is the designated grenade laucncher

the grenade launcher by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

the grenade launcher 

A weapon commonly used in FPSs. Can backfire, causing teamkill or suicide.

Hold "x" to swap for grenade launcher.

the grenade launcher by Steve Smith August 1, 2004

the grenade launcher 

a fucking huge ass dick!

come suk my grenade launcher

the grenade launcher by Kerry August 1, 2004

jump on the grenade 

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

jump on the grenade by spitfire May 9, 2004