The Grace

Fucking in the bathroom repeatedly, having sex with multiple women, men and people within the span of 5 weeks and not getting pregnant

No mate, I'm doing The Grace over these weeks so I'll need to cancel my plans

by A weird arse ferret July 22, 2021

The Grace Period Theory

The first 3-4 months of a relationship. Everything seems to be "perfect"- no problems, no arguments, and sex is a common thing. If The Grace Period was a smell, it would smell like roses. Once The Grace Period is over the person you once loved changes into the person you will soon hate. Sex becomes a thing of the past, conversing is replaced by arguing, hugging and kissing is replaced by slapping and pushing, and your relationship turns into a jail sentence. You ask yourself, "How did I get myself into this mess". Looking at your partner becomes as hard as listening to Nickelback. Your social life is non-existant, either because all of your friends hate who your partner has become or they can't stand the person your partner has turned you into. Once The Grace Period is over, it's only a matter of time before your relationship is as well. Only a few are lucky enough to maintain a successful relationship after The Grace Period has concluded.

Couple during The Grace Period Theory:

Male- "Hey babe! What do you want to do tonight?"
Female- "As long as I'm with you; nothing else matters"

*Male starts to smile intensely*
Male- "I love you"
*Female drops to her knees and unzips his pants*

Couple after Grace Period:

Male- *sighs* "What do you want to do tonight"
Female- "First of all, I'm the woman! You're suppose to decide what we're doing and where we're going! Secondly, it better be somewhere nice! I endured that cheap bull a few months ago but not anymore!"
Male- "Forget this! You shouldn't tell me what to do! I'm your boyfriend not your employee!"
Female- "Shut up and make me a sammich"

Couple after the relationship:

Female- "I can't believe I ever loved that loser, he didn't even make that much! God damn community college student"
Girl friends reply- "Yeah, girl- we told you from the start that he was a loser"

Male friends- "We told you, bro. She was ugly and a bitch"
Male- "Yeah, I know... But I kind of miss her..."

by DBAD101 August 30, 2011

The Grace Way

To spit on something in attempt to fix it

She fixed her nintendo DS the grace way.

by misterMT April 8, 2024

By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

By the grace of god, sebrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to play smash with her otherwise he had no chance

by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024

By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

Another term used by "All knowing" people to convince themselves to worship their supreme "All knowing" sky daddy who keeps an eye over their well being and by his grace everything good happens to them and tells them to shit on gays (can't argue against that)

By the grace of God, Sabrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to shaboink her otherwise he had no chance

Dude1: Each day is a hardship. I would have killed myself 100 times over but by the grace of God I have a long fulfilling life to live where I will continue to suffer like this every day
Dude2: fucking kill yourself already

by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024

Grace The Melon

The most perfect person that has ever stepped foot on this planet. Just talking to her gives you butterflies plus a massive smile on your face.
She cares ALOT as well.
Talk to her for a long time and next thing you know, she stole your heart.
She also has this smile, where just looking at it makes you smile.
She is extremely cute and gorgeous.

Grace The Melon made my day once again.

by Sir. Lemon October 25, 2022

The Typical Grace Syndrome

The Typical Grace Syndrome is when you are so invested in anything else but reading chat, that when you check again you only read half of it or just read it completely wrong.

"did she even read the message?" no only half thats the Typical Grace Syndrome

by JustALoneGinger May 8, 2021