The Goblin

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A small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the fuck out of humans when they try to sleep. His antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. Also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.

Me: *tying to sleep*
The Goblin: "THE GOBLIN!!!!!"
Me: "FUCKKKKK MEEEEE!"

The Goblin by tractorandababy January 1, 2013

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The Goblin

The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.
Is referred to as a person/pet.

Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche

Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)

The Goblin by Dub Ard September 9, 2009

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the goblin

aids, hiv infection. transmission of std

"yo, i heard the goblin got him" same use as " the monster"

the goblin by enought with this December 2, 2007

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The goblin man

The goblin man refers to that one friend everyone has, who when he smokes becomes a full blow goblin. You will find the goblin man often will steal your food and will always wear shades and a hood.

Suspicious T: Ffs hes the goblin man

The goblin man by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

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Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.

Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

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grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.

Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin

grippin the goblin by GoblinGripper April 29, 2016

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Lense the goblin

GOBLIN LMAOOOO

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo

Lense the goblin by mittekeegi January 18, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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