the finch

When you're drunk, and you interrupt everyone's conversation with a story you have told 10 times already.

I was in the middle of talking to Billy, when Rob gave me the Finch and retold his story.

by Finchness April 17, 2017

the finch challenge

When one smokes all the meth out of three meth pipes simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong. Inspired by the Youtube video

Can it be done? Live right here with the finch challenge

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango March 19, 2019

The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.

Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma

by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022

"the fanch"

another word for the peace sign

Rockin' "the fanch" a.k.a. the peace sign

by jo6seph May 20, 2007

The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019

The Fincident

In 1973, an unidentified attacker entered the Finland border, demanding not money, but cheese. So much cheese. 500 tons of cheese. Because he got the munchies.

He claimed to have dropped an actual gallon of LSD straight from a milk jug, to be able to smell movement and see sounds. Local military saw him and laughed. But suddenly, the power went out.

When it came back on, the local military had all been run down, tire tracks from a Ford F150 covering them, and through all the stores in Finland, there was something missing.

The cheese section had become a fold in reality. No more cheese in Finland.

Investigators in Finland later found the man’s base of operations. Inside was an old PC, a copy of Sun Tzu‘s Art of War and a milk jug.

He’s suspected to be the attacker behind The Fincident.

by The Dragon of Dathomir August 3, 2023