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The Elvis 

During rough sex you choke a girl with your left arm extended and your right arm is slightly bent while fingering her ass with a minimum of three fingers. When executing this move properly you should look like Elvis Presley doing one of his famous karate poses.
My buddy Kenny was feeling a bit frisky this weekend and pulled out "The Elvis" on an unsuspecting fuck buddy, needless to say she now calls him her hunk of burning love.
The Elvis by HamDog Millionaire October 10, 2011
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The Elvis 

When you dry hump your boyfriend by gyrating your hips until he cums in your hand. Then you use the cum to slick back his hair and say, “Thank you, thank you very much. You’ve been Elvised!”
Last night my girlfriend got me back for spidermanning her last week. She got me good withThe Elvis! Touché!
The Elvis by veggie steak August 14, 2009

The Elvis 

When a girl sucks your dick while you are standing up shaking your hips.

Optional : also while you are singing an elvis song.
I drank so much coffee on our date and when we went back to my place I was so jittery and she started sucking my dick so I decided it would be the perfect time to Do The Elvis
( you ain't nothin but a hound dog!!!)
The Elvis by Ohlalalalalala May 5, 2015

The Elvis Presley 

Named after the cultural icon, Elvis Presley, who was known to frequently eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches, "The Elvis Presley" takes place when a male lubricates a female's vagina or anus with peanut butter and then proceeds to penetrate her with a banana. This term was formed after an off-campus incident at Rowan University in Glassboro, New Jersey.
"YO MAN, I GAVE THAT BITCH THE ELVIS PRESLEY LAST NIGHT... NOW SHE HAS SALMONELLA!!"
The Elvis Presley by MrCreampuff February 15, 2009

The Elvis Diet 

When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.
Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.
The Elvis Diet by Crash1925 August 27, 2021

The Elvis Presley 

When your girlfriend is hungry but you want a blowjob.

You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.

You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.
Kaley: I'm hungry ...
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.

elvis the cat 

A really cute but very fat cat.

He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.
Ron: "hey that cat is really cute, what's his name?"

Ronda: "his name is Elvis the cat!"

Ron:"cool."
elvis the cat by Rondaaaa April 15, 2014
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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