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the Dudeperfect 

“the dude perfect
is a move that u make while u jerk off
and almost shoot in ur face

u sit on ur coach, bed etc. and tilt ur head a bit forward so u can see ur penis.
if u almost gonna cum, u have to tilt ur pp half way so u can see the tip.
hold it in, and push it out
and like that. it will go like a rainbow to ur face
--steve: hey what did u do last night at grandma’s house?
- Christian: oh i did “the Dudeperfect”
-steve: OHH i did that too *gives highfive*
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The Dude Perfect 

The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.
Me and Stacy did The Dude Perfect last night. She got 500 points!
The Dude Perfect by Thicc Dicc December 20, 2019
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The Dude Perfect 

When you fuck her, get head, and then leave.

Pound it!
Noggin!
See ya!
Bro, I hit her with the Dude Perfect yesterday. Shit was lit
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026