the Dudeperfect

“the dude perfect”
is a move that u make while u jerk off
and almost shoot in ur face

u sit on ur coach, bed etc. and tilt ur head a bit forward so u can see ur penis.
if u almost gonna cum, u have to tilt ur pp half way so u can see the tip.
hold it in, and push it out
and like that. it will go like a rainbow to ur face

--steve: hey what did u do last night at grandma’s house?
- Christian: oh i did “the Dudeperfect”
-steve: OHH i did that too *gives highfive*

the Dudeperfect by biglightsaberinmypants February 14, 2021

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The Dude Perfect

The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.

Me and Stacy did The Dude Perfect last night. She got 500 points!

The Dude Perfect by Thicc Dicc December 20, 2019

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The Dude Perfect

When you fuck her, get head, and then leave.

Pound it!
Noggin!
See ya!

Bro, I hit her with the Dude Perfect yesterday. Shit was lit

The Dude Perfect by Yung Car Payment May 12, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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