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The Dementor

The Dementor is a sex position where you assume the misonary position. You then place the blankets over your head like a Dementor from Harry Potter and push down on her stomach, taking all her breath away. It is at this moment you must climax and then make the high pitch squeel of a Dementor. If said female then yells "expecto patronum" well, then you marry her.
She said she like Harry Potter and I gave her The Dementor in bed last night.
by Dracoko4757 December 19, 2016
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The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel
"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"
by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017
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