The Counselor

The Counselor, another way to say "weed".

Roy: Hey John ya stonner cunt, wanna go see The Counselor?

John: Yeaaah man, the Counselors sick!

Jake: LOL U GUYZ R SEE COUNSELOR? WAUT RETARD NOOBS

Roy, John: "Trollface.jpeg"

by Life, so, unnecessary. June 3, 2010

gwen..the.counselor

Literally me. Thats me. No body else. ME. ME. THAT IS ME. DONT FAKE ITS YOU

gwen..the.counselor Is smexy

by Im..not..your..mother June 30, 2021

Roxi The Counselor

A cool ass chic that'll fabricate, manipulate and buck the system. She'll lie to your parole and probation officer. She may even provide you with clean urine specimens to be sampled if you're piss is dirty.

I wish my drug and alcohol evaluator was a ROXI THE COUNSELOR because I'm high as fuck and I ain't trying to go back to prison.

by Keukakat April 21, 2018

The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.

"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"

by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021