the common

a favorite hangout for the pseudo gangsters

pseudo gangster: yo, man, i feel mad boss standin next to the WWII monument on the common

by j-rob mad fresh April 14, 2010

The Common Cold

The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.

Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.

by MisaMadness May 20, 2009

The Common Plague

The Common Plague is a very bad disease, mainly caught on Tumblr. The symptoms include: coughing up bad memes, getting triggered, going on Tumblr. regularly, saying SWAG, and saying YOLO.
If you have a worse condition, please consult the definition of the Uncommon Plague.
The Common Plague can be cured by using injecting dank memes directly into your blood stream.

Guy 1: Hey want to go play some CSGO or something?
Guy 2: No I can't, I have the Common Plague.
Guy 1: Oh my god dude, how long have you been on Tumbr. for?
Guy 2: I'm not sure.
Guy 1: Be careful next time, or you might get the Uncommon Plague.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, thanks man.

by Mr.MemerTheDankTerrorist May 20, 2016

The Common Shan

The Common Shan may reside in jungles, forests, on the streets, in cardboard boxes and in large apartment style buildings. Is often defensive of its territory and will claw, bite, scratch, choke, impregnate and in rare cases hit its prey with foam weapons to defend itself. Its clothing often lacks color and during mating season it will dawn grey clothing to attract a mate. The male Common Shan is often large and has long hair, typically in a pony tail. While the female is small and aggressive. Young Common Shans often have the appearance of a young Korean boy and make loud complaining noises.

1) Man! I just saw a Common Shan, you can tell by the lack of color in its clothing.

2) Did you see the Common Shan being dominated by its mate.

3) I saw a Common Shan in the grocery store the other day, it was purchasing Korean tooth paste.

by Marla Stephen April 22, 2011

The Common fuck

Typically found in middle to highschool enviroment, and are the type of person that popular girls like, amd are probably smart, but procrastinate.

To find one, look for the living embodyment of the cinimon stick from the applejacks commercials.

Person 1 You see that group of fucks over there.
Person 2 *australian accent* Croiky the common fuck in its natural habitat.

by The Shovel Colonel October 15, 2020

the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

For the common good

A term used by communists and socialists to push their agenda, such as saying that the lockdown is "for the common good."

"I know they say the lockdown is for the common good, but how could it be for the common good if it kills the economy?

It is also not 'to save grandma,' because otherwise they would let her see visitors in the nursing home. 'For the common good' seems communist to me."

by anonymous October 23, 2020