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The act of getting jerked off on the dance floor of a club by a girl you just met.
Yea, I was dancing with this girl at that club, and mid dance she stuck her hand down my pants and gave me the CJ.
the CJ by FredDaddy June 27, 2007
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The 'CJ' Tech 

The 'CJ' Tech in Dead by Daylight is when a survivor performs an action as the killer goes to press 'space bar' whilst another survivor is downed near the killer. This forces the killer to pick up the downed survivor involuntarily. Most commonly used to force the killer into picking up someone with decisive strike, or to allow a potential flashlight save.
A common scenario where a The 'CJ' Tech would be applied is when a survivor is dowed near a pallet. 'Crawl to the pallet, imma CJ this fool' - Squoosee. Stunning the killer then vaulting into them as they go to break the pallet will force a pick up animation allowing for potential flashlight saves.
The 'CJ' Tech by ItsChain December 8, 2021

CJ the DJ 

one who enjoys skrillex, knife party and all the best EDM artists! the sun is shining everyday
troololololollo6969696 #YOLOSWAG
CJ the DJ man!
CJ the DJ by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013

CJ THE LOLZ 

General term for some dumb faggot who can also have more than 100 hours on R6S but still gets shit on. Watches gay nugget tentacle hentai, likes putting corn dogs in his ears.
*teammate dies to bullshit* I didn't know we were playing with CJ THE LOLZ! Haha idiot...
CJ THE LOLZ by IQ=THICC AF April 26, 2019

All you had to do is follow the damn train CJ 

A quote from a hard mission in GTA: San Andreas
*somone fails at slapping someone in the face* "all you had to do is follow the damn train CJ"
"Lol"

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

how a memer says we missed the train
guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!

guy 1: well damn it.

memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

A line from GTA.
CJ: doesnt follow the train
Guy: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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