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the burrito

when you and your homie try to become a human burrito with one blanket, in an empty house at 12:44am. the idea is to roll together and become one burrito.
bro let’s do the burrito.
by dr. smiski November 8, 2019
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The Burrito Supreme

When you're getting so horny that you cut a burrito in half and fuck the burrito while inside a vagina/butthole.
Person: Dude were you at the orgy at Taco Bell last night?

Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme
by NippleChan69 August 31, 2018
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Burying the Burrito

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.
Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"
by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013
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Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
by Neeomboo March 27, 2019
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too much guac in the burrito

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.
by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007
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Once you eat a big ass burrito with beans and shit you’re going to take a fat ass shit only cuz we’re rich. But it means you have a big asshole. We’re rich as fuck it doesn’t even matter. I’m actually going to throw up in your car. I can’t wait to take a fat shit. I’m rich as hell.
I’m rich aka the bigger the asshole the bigger the burrito. Touchdown. Imma be rich as hell
by Alexissena123 November 8, 2019
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