The Browns

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Shits, poops, craps, or any other overused word that describes these. Mud Monkeys works too

He's taking the browns to the Superbowl.

That guy is like the browns in the Superbowl, he'll make your life stink like ass til you get rid of him!!

That person is so damn ugly the browns in the Superbowl are nicer to look at!!!

The Browns by Vinny From Brooklyn January 24, 2009

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The Browns

The greatest NFL team in history. They go 16-0 every year and always win the super bowl

The Browns are better than the Patriots

The Browns by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 11, 2018

The Browns

A nfl team in Cleveland Ohio that should be in the LFL. straight trash also known as shit dogs that are not fast enough to run into the superbowl some current trash players that are good for the browns include litty weed smoker Josh Gordon who currently is not reinstated for that litty move and Joe Thomas who is currently 32 and can't move his arm. Also have never even came close to the superbowl if this ever happened the earth would explode

I live in New York and I can smell the browns in OHIO! The Browns won against the 12 year olds outside the stadium parking lot!!

The Browns by Mister Mister Postman November 10, 2017

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

taking the browns to the superbowl by drew November 25, 2003

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews by Booderness June 21, 2017

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

taking the browns to the super bowl

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

taking the browns to the super bowl by KRHimself July 24, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026