The Boogie Man

a monster that lives under your bed eating cheese and crackers as they f*ck terrorists like Iben Farteen and Illstrukerand Yuwach.

That f*cking boogieman f*cking ate my f*cking sister.

by JMJ3 February 23, 2005

the boogie man

1.what we, as younger children or adults, were afraid of when the light was truned out hence the exesive amount of money wasted on power bills wehn your child turns 3 and insists on having a night light.
2.the man that eats your socks and shoes and favourite underwear you thought you put out inthe wash months ago...

1.child: mother dearest, i am quiet frightened by the boogie man hiding in my closet be a dear and look for me
Mother: now now thier is no such thing as the bo-...
(mother is eaten by the boogie man)
2. child: mom!!! i can find my other black sock? have you seen it?
mother: no!!

by the mouseinator September 3, 2006

The Boogie Man

When a man picks his nose during intercourse and inserts his finger(s) into his partners anus.

Dylan picked his nose as Michelle bent over and became the boogie man.

by DJAM2016 July 2, 2016

The Boogie Man

Look up!!!!! I mean JMJ3 is so cool!!! He has the best sense of humor. I wish I was him!!! Don't you?? If not the see
Eh Fuck It

The boogie man f*cked your daddy to get you

by I love JMJ3 March 9, 2005

The Boobie Man

Whilst two males are performing a spit roast on a woman, a third male known as 'The Boobie Man' sits under the woman and fondles her breasts whilst the other males continue to spit-roast her.

E.g. Any standard spit-roast scenario, (i.e male 1 inside girls mouth, male 2 inside girls arse) with the inclusion of a third male whose sole purpose is to fondle the girls breasts. The third male known as The Boobie man has usually been demoted to this position as he is deemed unsuitable to hold a true spit roasting position by his fellow roasters.

by Word Whore April 29, 2009

the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath

Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.

by Light Joker May 12, 2007

The Boogieman

A minor character from the lore of the fictional animated band Gorillaz, he is seen as an antagonist but later on becomes less of a threat and is seen just chillin' in the Gorillaz HQ. Apparently he is the demon that Murdoc made a deal with to become a famous musician, he is also the rejected 5th horseman of the Apocolypse known as flatulence because of his smell. he is first seen gassing 2D but he is first fully seen in the music video for Stylo when he surrounds the police officer in smoke and they both disappear. The gang in the plastic beach (Murdoc, Cyborg Noodle, and 2D) are seen fighting him on multiple occasions. Gorillaz is neat, you should check it out.

Person 1: the boogieman is so underrated! He should get more attention!
Person 2: Uh... no. He doesn't mean that much to the story.
person 1: Yes, yes he does. Remember? He made that deal with Murdoc.
Person 2: Whatever. It's not that important.

by JustYourAverageSociopath October 6, 2019