The bond

The practice of walking into a corporate building with a hangover fart brewing and riding the lift up and down until you have generated enough gastro international fortitude to arm yourself with a ready to go flatulence bomb. As you approach the ground floor begin singing the intro tune to James Bond and as the lift opens, deploy your secret weapon. Take three paces forward, then spin and draw your finger guns at the new occupants of the lift. as the the doors slide shut yell the final notes of the intro song to the horrified grimace of your victims.

"On my last day of work I gave my boss the bond as he saw. Me out" - terminated employee

"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller

by Someoneyoucantrust January 18, 2015

The Bond STD

The Bond STD commonly known as TBS, is an extremely lethal STD that is obtained from sexual contact from James Bond. Women seen having intercourse with him are 80% likely to be killed before the film ends.

Bond: Well that was fun.
Woman:I hope I didn't get The Bond STD
2 hours later...
Bond: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!

by Hawx918 December 9, 2008

The Bond Heard Round Big Sur

A legendary act that went down in history in the summer of 2013 at a house in Big Sur. A single 6'-9" ginger applied 1/2 cup of Gold Bond to his genitalia & face area in one fell swoop. The tingling brought him to both knees & has been ingrained in the history of the California Central Coast for all eternity.

The Bond Heard Round Big Sur - the legendary feat completed by one insanely tall ginger in the summer of 2013

Example: Wow nice form on that gold bond application! It may have been a solid application but have you brews heard of the "Bond Heard Round Big Sur"? Take a seat.

by Campbellonious November 30, 2018

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020

THE BONDS

A rapid pelvic thrusting motion that causes immense multiple orgasms.

Example:
After giving her THE BONDS, she couldn't take it any longer and started hyperventilating.

by GFB July 12, 2006

The Von Bondies

A four piece garage rock band from Detroit, Michigan. Only famous for their one hit one wonder "C'mon C'mon" and their lead singer Jason Stollsteimer getting the shit beat out of him by Jack White.

#1: "The Von Bondies? Never heard of them."
#2: "They're that band whose lead singer got KO'd by Jack White."

by P Banger November 27, 2009