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The Boiz 

The boiz, the most hardcore on earth. Leaded by Steve Irwin and co-leaded by The G Man, the boiz hate cider drinkers, fucking pussys. Famously one of the boiz was quoted saying "It's past April fools and people are still drinking cider". To become one of the boiz you have to pass a strict initiation set by one of the senior boiz. If one of the boiz are caught drinking cider they will be one of the boiz no more and will have to redo a worse initiation. There are many rules of the boiz including; Don't talk about the boiz to non-boiz and never chat shit about the boiz. The boiz are like a religion and stick up for each other, if anyone tried to force one of the boiz to drink cider they will get a left right goodnight. Only the most elite can become one of the boiz!
Did you see that guy take down a bear with one blow? Yeah he's one of the boiz!

That guy drinking cider? Nah he's one of the boiz!

My mum asked me what I wanted to be when I was older I said I wanted to be one of the fucking boiz

There is only one gender and that is the boiz

'If she's 6ft she's not a girl she's one of the lads, get her a pair of shin pads and tell her to go defend that corner

Next time I'll jizz on his toilet paper and get his mum pregnant

We all know that one guy who drinks cider and thinks he's one of the boiz
Words you can keep

The Boiz 

The bestest friends group you will ever meet. They do everything together and help each other. They always laugh at each other but it's a good one. Have u ever heard Saturdays are for the boiz that's cause they are
Me and the boiz are going out this Saturday
The Boiz by Cbb69420 July 31, 2020

THE BOIZ 

The Boiz Ganged up on a guy
THE BOIZ by AU Shotz December 11, 2019

The Boiz Night Crew 

An elite faction of tremendously dodgy cunts. To gain acceptance from the group you must perform a array of death-defying tasks such as consuming a perverse quantity of alcoholic beverages. The Boiz Night Crew are feared by all and respected by none. The faction consists of sixteen members carefully selected judging on their pussy fucking abilities. Each associate is equivalent as there is no dominant leader. Women are seldom permitted to associate with The Boiz Night Crew unless their pussy is on the table, if this is the case all members are permitted to thrash it out.
Officer 1: The woman's corpse was covered in semen and every orifice was emitting blood.

Officer 2: obviously the work of The Boiz Night Crew.

Officer 1: OH GOD....

Officer 2: A few years back they had their way with my wife and children, I don’t think I ever entirely recovered from what I witnessed that day. Most nights I sit alone with nothing but my desolation to keep me company, pondering on how their souls were blackened to such an extent. I have lost all hope in society.

The Gun Boiz 

Finn and Noah’s conversation with Devon occasionally contributing tism and Matthew getting angry
The Gun Boiz are The Fun Boiz
The Gun Boiz by The true Niggook September 4, 2020

the soyest of boiz 

This term is used for soy boys who have transcended to another level of soy boyness.
Person 1: Hey come help me assault ur mother
Joji: EGGS ON TOAST
Person 1: u are the soyest of boiz idiot
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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