the american way

the wrong way, but faster

1:did you hear? george bush says he is going to handle iraq the american way
2:we're fucked then
1:indeed we are

the american way by bahmahhahhahahaha June 1, 2007

the american way

To put a boot in your ass.

If you mess with america, me an' Jim Bob and the boys are gonna get some guns together and put a boot in your ass, it's the american way!

the american way by deadfan89 August 18, 2021

The American Way

The dirty way where human life is a collateral damage. This includes bombing, assassinations, terrorism, military coups, psyops, propaganda, bribery, and more.

Amerikills want to impose "freedom" on the world the american way

The American Way by Trumpanzee June 22, 2025

the American way vs. the economical way 

A sickeningly-glaring comparison of da wasteful nature of many of us "lucky duckies" in da good ol' You-Ess-of-Ay", as opposed to how much cheaper we could accomplish simple stuff if we just paused a moment and used our heads for something besides a hat-rack! Don't even get me **started** on THIS one...!

The American way vs. the economical way "just to change a light bulb" in your Christmas-tree string:
The American way: Freak out, then hop in your CAR, DRIVE to da nearest WAL-MART, BUY a 0%!$@#& ENTIRE PACKAGE OF BULBS, DRIVE back home, remove ONE BULB to replace da spent bulb, and then toss da rest of da bulbs in a junk-drawer, where it'll never see da light of day for decades, whereupon you'll sell it for a quarter at a yard sale! (Note --- extra points if you later discover dat you actually STILL HAD da small bag of spare bulbs dat originally came wif da light string! :P) Total cost: $11 ($8 for da bulbs, $3 for travel-gas)!!
The economical way: Coolly notice da burned-out bulb, then calmly consider your options... first, see if you might actually have a few spare bulbs around; if there isn't a small bag of dem in da box dat da string came in, do you have another light-string you aren't using, and that you could temporarily "borrow" a bulb from? And if not, just don your coat/boots, then take a leisurely stroll around town, looking for homes/stores dat use da same kind of bulb for their own light-strings; go ask these folks if they have any extra bulbs dat came with their light-strings, and if you could purchase one for 25 cents. Or go to da local thrift-store and ask if they have any old/broken light-strings in their rummage-bins dat you could buy cheap, or scrounge for discarded light-strings at da dump. Total cost: ZILCH --- or at most maybe fifty cents for da bulbs!

the American way vs. the economical way by QuacksO August 25, 2018