the 5% rule

(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.

1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.

Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!

Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.

2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !

5.215% off that new stereo!

Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)

by wwetnaojw1 June 26, 2014

The 5 Rule

The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.

He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule

by RRJKBG January 17, 2011

The 5 Rule

There's at least 5 girls you would have sex with in a room. Not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would.

"Dude I walked into class and the 5 rule applies!"

"Nice bra!"

by Haroldrocks69 November 27, 2011

The 5 Hour Rule

If it's been dead for more than five hours, do not put your dick in it

The most important thing to remember about the 5 Hour Rule is to check the body temperature and to also check if there's still a pulse.

by xtreme2252 July 8, 2009

The 5 day rule

If you're in an argument with someone and they try to use evidence that you're wrong from more then 5 days ago, it doesn't count

The 5 day rule needs no explanation

by Ricky the God June 13, 2020

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

the 5 second seat rule

this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat

tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008