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FTW

Acronym for "For The Wolf", coined by Amir Blumenfeld of CollegeHumor's "Jake and Amir". Amir got Jake a wolf as a holiday present, then got a collar "for the wolf" the next year.

Jake: "What is that?"
Amir: "It's a collar"
Jake: "For what?"
Amir: "For the wolf! For FTW."
Jake: "I don't have the wolf anymore, okay?"
Amir: "For the, it's FTW. For the wolf."
Jake: "The wolf's dead. They euthanized it in my apartment. You wanna dig it up? For the wolf?"
Amir: "...for the epic wolf"

by Xtreme2252 August 9, 2010

Ape Escape

A game released for the original Playstation. It was the first playstation game to require use of the DualShock controller, which was the first playstation controller with sticks. The game involves you trying to capture monkeys in nets. There are also boss fights every now and then. There are also minigame's which you can unlock.

It was also remade on the PSP, but the only difference is the minigames.

I 100%'d Ape Escape twice.

by Xtreme2252 August 24, 2009

Cannibal Corpse

An okay death metal band that used to be alright until George Fisher chose being a dork and dooming himself to virginity forever over songwriting.

George Fisher used to be a good vocalist for Cannibal Corpse, now he's just a nerd

by Xtreme2252 March 9, 2009

Banjo-Tooie

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless

The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

Dragon

A large lizard who's only weakness is medieval swords

I tried to shoot the dragon, but the bullets just bounced off, so i just poked him with my iron sword instead.

by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

The latest game in the Banjo-Kazooie series. It is completely different than the other game's, the game is completely based around vehicles, and there is almost no platforming aspects in the game anymore. Some other weaknesses are the thin plot and the huge lack of the humor that was in the original Banjo games. Also, all of Kazooie's abilities have been taken out of the game.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts is a decent game, but I hope the series goes back into old-school platformer style, by making a Banjo-Threeie

by Xtreme2252 July 21, 2009

WoW: CATaclysm

An expansion to World of Whorecrack that adds cat people, or "furries" as often known to the characters the player can choose, as well as "Whoregen," a species of slutty werewolves who love you long time. For all you normal people out there, just consider it the best thing since the military invented AIDS, since it keeps all the dorks and furries off the streets and quarantined the drama to the goddamn piece of bull game. Also see George Fisher.

Furry2252: So, do you think WoW: Cataclysm is awesome, or what?
AverageCoolWoWFAG28: Fuck you, furry!

by Xtreme2252 December 13, 2010