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Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

The latest game in the Banjo-Kazooie series. It is completely different than the other game's, the game is completely based around vehicles, and there is almost no platforming aspects in the game anymore. Some other weaknesses are the thin plot and the huge lack of the humor that was in the original Banjo games. Also, all of Kazooie's abilities have been taken out of the game.

Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts is a decent game, but I hope the series goes back into old-school platformer style, by making a Banjo-Threeie

by Xtreme2252 July 21, 2009

GWP

1. Get with the Program
2. Gouge with Passion
3. Gay Wolf Pron
4. Guys Want Pussy
5. Gays Want Pen0rs
6. Guys with Pussies
7. Groping with Passion
8. Guess Who's a Pedophile!?

1: Hey dude, GWP
2. When I cut people's faces open, I like to GWP
3. Furries fap to GWP
4. All GWP
5. GWP because they're gay
6. Herms are GWP
7. GWP is a PDA
8. You're the next contestant on GWP!?

by Xtreme2252 December 13, 2010

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground

The worst Tony Hawk game I have ever played. Trying to make a button mashing game challenging by making you have to combo EVERYTHING is just stupid. Even the distance challenges seem glitchy, where you have to get about 10 feet past the Sick marker for it to actually give you a sick rating. Most of the challenges require tons of trial and error and way more patience than it's worth. Sometimes it's even hard to find a challenge, because they're scattered all over the place, and there's still the annoying gaps to find which have very vague names that could mean anything and you either have to gap everything or just look online for the gap locations

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground sucks.

by Xtreme2252 October 13, 2009

Soothsayer

The greatest song ever made. Possibly because the guitarist wears a bucket on his head.

Soothsayer is the greatest song ever made

by Xtreme2252 July 19, 2009

Cannibal Corpse

An okay death metal band that used to be alright until George Fisher chose being a dork and dooming himself to virginity forever over songwriting.

George Fisher used to be a good vocalist for Cannibal Corpse, now he's just a nerd

by Xtreme2252 March 9, 2009

Dragon

A large lizard who's only weakness is medieval swords

I tried to shoot the dragon, but the bullets just bounced off, so i just poked him with my iron sword instead.

by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009

Banjo-Tooie

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless

The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009