Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty ™
Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.
by Unicornhole December 16, 2015
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1. The act of stalking, loitering, or bothering others simply by being present.

2. Giving the stink eye.

3. Being really really ugly.
"That creepy dude has been gargoyling in the corner all night."

"Shit man, she was hot last night but when we woke up this morning she was totally gargoylin'"
by Sydnah August 12, 2008
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It's like "owling"
only you make the ugliest face possible
(not hard for most)
and don't forget to getcho claws out!
hey im bored lets go gargoyling on high objects
take pictures and upload via facebook!show everyone we are the best gargoylers in this town.
by defoba July 22, 2011
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A gargoyle is basically when a man squats over a womans face, and while ejaculating, he screams a scary face and makes scary hand claws.

The practice is used in certain cultures to ward of unwanted intruders in the woman's vagina.
Jill: He came on my face like a gargoyle, as to protect me from unwanted intruders.
by Epoche Von Wasserman July 9, 2010
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a person with a nasty grill and hideous facial features
Crystal is a gargoyle
by .LK July 19, 2005
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1. A gargoyle is a drainage spout found on Gothic structures. Though many are grotesque representations of human or mythical forms, the proper context is that of a structural element, not a mythical creature.
Gargoyles were often carved into grotesque cariatures of people the stoneworkers might personally know.
by Belisarius March 2, 2004
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beastly stone creature, cool old school cartoon. monkey beast, flying man eating bitch
You fat gargoyle, give my sandwhich back!
by dusty December 24, 2004
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