Definitions by Unicornhole

Gargoyling 

Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty ™

Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.

Gargoyling by Unicornhole March 26, 2016