69

The ultimate math paradox.

"What's the square root of 69?"

"Ate something.

by Magnum "Tigga Plz" March 16, 2009

69

nice

someone: 69
me: nice

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland October 11, 2022

69

a sexual position when a man sucks on a woman's pussy and the woman gives the man a blowjob at the same time. P.S. it's also extremely hot.

I just did a 69 with my girlfriend last night and it was so hot.

by sunnynoodlerice January 2, 2018

69

a really overrated number that boys obsess over. this should stop

cade: I came back to 69 messages on my phone
Boy: OOOOOOO

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

69

A whole number between 68 and 70.

Now, let's turn the book to page 69!

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 13, 2017

69

when a girl lays on a man and sucks on his cock and the man sticks his tounge in and out of her pussy making her moan.

Charlie:watching tv in the living room
Jason and Leandra:walk into Leandra's room and lock the door
Charlie: oh fuck they're going to 69
Jason:suck my cock harder bitch!!!
Leandra:screaming "oh god oh yes harder jason go faster!!!"
Jason: you like that!
Leandra:yes yes yes yes yes dont stop
Charlie:damn hes really eating her out
Charlie:wow leandra must be good at sucking cocks
Jason:holy fuck you suck my cock really fast and hard
Leandra:jason i love when we 69 it feels so fucking good
Jason and Leandra walk out
Charlie: you know i was listening the whole time
Leandra:yeah why do you think we did it
Jason: lol
Leandra: lol
Charlie:wtf lol

by jason_boy October 27, 2007

69

When A guy and girl lick each other's privates at the same time

Chad jumped into Kiersten's soft bed and put her in a 69 that lasted all night long!

by SlopNChop December 18, 2016