oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone

When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"

oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money by fidel November 1, 2004

that’s kid 

when someone says “that’s kid” in reference to something, they mean “that’s cool” or “that’s good”

You got your ears pierced? That’s kid.

that’s kid by Liam B Kensey October 11, 2017

i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) 

used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father

dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?

baby momma to dad: no

dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!

baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.

i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) by brj365 February 5, 2012

That's a dead kid 

What you say when you observe the epitaph of a deceased child.

Mike Hammond

1988 - 1995
"Mike was a gift."

...

"That's a dead kid."

That's a dead kid by ~Bagels~ November 19, 2017

that's one shot kid 

an exclamatory phrase to be used only while you are galloping up the street after putting someone to sleep on the sidewalk

Ronnie: "That's one shot kid"
The Seaside Heights PD: Ronnie, come on over here.

that's one shot kid by TDog Jenkins January 28, 2010

That's fucking scene kid! 

A term used when "that's gay" isn't enough. It's like saying "That's the fucking stupidest thing ever." because that's exactly what scene kids are.

Marcos: My mom won't let me go to the movies.
Emily: Damn, that's fucking scene kid!
Marcos: Yeah, she's fucking scene kid.
Emily: I fucking hate scene kids.

That's fucking scene kid! by wisconsaurus March 8, 2008

That's so fat kid.

1) a phrase that is easily exchangeable with the phrase that's so gay.

2) can also describe a moment when someone cant stop talking about food.

Guy 1: How could you fail that test it was easy!!
Guy 2: Yeah, well....your mom!
Guy 1: Dude, that's so fat kid.

That's so fat kid. by Maddi X February 3, 2010