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that bites 

Another word for "that really sucks." Mostly used by awesome people.
Jim: "Dude, my car broke down, can you pick me up?"

Chad: "Dude, that bites, so sure, I'm coming over at ten."

Jim: "Bro, have you seen Jessica?"

Chad: "Yeah, she was in my bed last night."

Jim: "Dude."
that bites by I Am Chad April 17, 2016

that bites 

1. To have a low IQ or to be without knowledge, low IQ especially.

2. To be a racist and/or Idealist and/or have an ideal.

3. To be guided more by ancient beliefs more than modern or future beliefs.

4. To do something too bad or wrong!

5. To lie about something you know is true but do not want to believe.

6. To act too aggressively when asking for an answer in a situation that is not that bad.

7. To act anxious over something that is not that important.

8. To try to cut into the action to be like someone else who is doing something good for themselves.

9. To be desperate.
Guy: I so want to be noth. Noth: its not that important to be noth. Just fight the good fight like everybody else. Guy: I just hate how i cant be noth. (Pause) ARRRRRRRGH! Noth: Get the fuck away from me biter! (2 hours later) Noth: I just got attacked by some poser. Friend: damn man that bites, what a biter!
that bites by Noth Brotherhood April 18, 2016

That bites the monkey. 

Phrase for something that really sucks. Use that bites the monkey in the big one or that bites the orangutang for really bad situations.
"The teacher blocked the Internet again."
"That bites the monkey."
That bites the monkey. by Ibby C. December 22, 2005

Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you 

Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.

Beware of the Hand (That Bites)

"Beware of the hand (that bites)" is the opposite of "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." It means to be wary of some people, especially those who can make a situation worse. Tony John coined this phrase.
Person 1: should we involve him? he might make matters worse.

Person 2: Beware of the hand (that bites).

Was that the bite of 87? 

A quote from the king of fnaf Markiplier after acknowledging a cut scene in FNAF 4.
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