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Definitions by fonty

PayDay sex 

When wife/Girlfriend grants you sex for "doing good"
I cleaned up the garage yesterday Carol gave me "PayDay sex" :)
Ellen was so busy studying lately she found need to give me "PayDay sex" so to clear her conscience
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PayDay sex by fonty November 2, 2013

Hindendating 

Hindendating- Dating someone who is somewhat Horizontally challenged
Did you see Eddy's new Chick? that's Hindendating, she passes the "Wave" test
Hindendating by fonty December 1, 2010

The Wave Test

The wave test- when someones dates over wight people and to tests them he lays them down flat on stomach, giving a pat on the butt and watches if the the "wave" travels upwards to head and back(ripple effect)
You know Dave? he loves the very big girls and he always tests them for the "The Wave Test" if it only resonates once he will dump her :)
The Wave Test by fonty December 1, 2010

Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you 

Don’t help someone who will try and harm or harass you.
Like being nice villagers in remote country who then attack you and as it suits them to receive aid and simultaneously fight you.
I told him Don’t Feed the Hand That Bites you as he was trying to to get on the good side of his upstairs neighbor that promptly dumped coffee on his laundry.