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jack that shit

1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."

2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.
As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.

Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!
jack that shit by Wikiwonder July 9, 2009
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Jack Sparrow That Ass

When you have done an intense activity or gone a long time without showering. So you are dirty as fuck like jack sparrow dicking down your girl. But sexy like jack sparrow is. You know what I mean?
We both just ran a marathon time to jack sparrow that ass!

Jackson That

(verb) -To take action, to take responsibility, to take charge, to find solutions, to be humble, to have gratitude, to make it happen, to design, to create, to do.
"Did you close the deal?"
"Jackson That!"
Jackson That by Ladd19x November 6, 2018

Jacks that like Opossums 

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

The shit that killed michael jackson 

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
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