Thanosism

Old English spelling: Thanostheism
Branches: Old Thanostheism, Revised Thanosism

Noun: the practice and religious belief of which the mad titan Thanos is praised god. Thanosism have two main branches, Old Thanostheism and Revised Thanosism. Old Thanostheism believes in Thanos and only Thanos, while Revised Thanosism believes in Thanos, the all powerful god, and the Black Order, the apostles of Thanos.

Thanosism is the newest established religion as of March, 2021.

by SpaceBURRito March 19, 2021

Thanosism

Thanosism is the belief that Thanos, the mad titan of the marvel cinematic universe was correct in his belief that we needed to eliminate half of humanity so that the other half could prosper.

I prescribe to the beliefs of thanosism

by Mad titan March 31, 2020

Thanosed

When half of something you love ceases to exist.

I left two donuts sitting on the table, when I came back someone had thanosed them.

Marvel just thanosed their fanbase.

I was playing fortnite the other day and this hacker thanosed everyone.

by Dositio April 29, 2018

thanosing

tying a ziptie around your penis, losing circulation and turning it purple. You then proceed to dip your dong into lead lined paint as to infect it and finalize the purple color. you then also chop off half your shlong.

sam: bro i think zayn thanosed

logan: yeah he seems like he would try out thanosing

by daryl the big black methdealer February 09, 2022

Thanosed

Wiped out of the face of the earth, Soul deleted, completely rekted, destroyed. Usually used to threaten someone in a joking matter..

Man Spider-Man just got thanosed

*Snaps finger*

Boy.. I will thanos you from the face of earth

by MarvinComix January 13, 2019

Thanosize

(verb)

To make something look like Thanos by painting it purple and sometimes giving it a big chin

Customer: "Excuse me, where can I find thanosized shirts?"
Employee: "We have purple shirts over there" *points somewhere*
Customer: "Thank you, that does put a smile on my face"

by EVK613 October 08, 2018

thanosism

A religion in where you worship Thanos.

Person 1: Hey dude, what religion do you believe in?
Person 2: I believe in Thanosism.

by Spid! May 28, 2018