thanosism

A religion in where you worship Thanos.

Person 1: Hey dude, what religion do you believe in?
Person 2: I believe in Thanosism.

by Spid! June 10, 2018

Thanosism

Old English spelling: Thanostheism
Branches: Old Thanostheism, Revised Thanosism

Noun: the practice and religious belief of which the mad titan Thanos is praised god. Thanosism have two main branches, Old Thanostheism and Revised Thanosism. Old Thanostheism believes in Thanos and only Thanos, while Revised Thanosism believes in Thanos, the all powerful god, and the Black Order, the apostles of Thanos.

Thanosism is the newest established religion as of March, 2021.

by SpaceBURRito March 19, 2021

Thanosism

Thanosism is the belief that Thanos, the mad titan of the marvel cinematic universe was correct in his belief that we needed to eliminate half of humanity so that the other half could prosper.

I prescribe to the beliefs of thanosism

by Mad titan March 31, 2020

Thanasis

A man of Greek origin. May own small islands in the Aegean and welcome visitors with exuberant declarations of 'Welcome to my island'. Thanasis is generous, fun-loving, romantic, sexy, a great lover and a true and loyal friend. Thanasis will lend you anything and try to procure anything you want that he doesn't have. Often quite hairy. Likes to party hard, love well and uses the word brave to mean big. A Thansis is a wonderful human being.

Girl 1: I met this awesome guy in Greece
Girl 2: Did he own the island?
Girl 1: Funnily enough he did!
Girl 2: He must have been Thanasis then!

by Achanaich August 24, 2011

Thanoism

Tha-no-ism

The belief that in order to preserve what is left of our planet, the human population must decline.

“Ever since Thanoism was implemented, I lost all my friends and family to the death squads paid to roam around, killing innocents.

by Meridionalis May 3, 2019

thanosing

tying a ziptie around your penis, losing circulation and turning it purple. You then proceed to dip your dong into lead lined paint as to infect it and finalize the purple color. you then also chop off half your shlong.

sam: bro i think zayn thanosed

logan: yeah he seems like he would try out thanosing

by daryl the big black methdealer February 9, 2022

Thanosize

(verb)

To make something look like Thanos by painting it purple and sometimes giving it a big chin

Customer: "Excuse me, where can I find thanosized shirts?"
Employee: "We have purple shirts over there" *points somewhere*
Customer: "Thank you, that does put a smile on my face"

by EVK613 October 7, 2018