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Thanks Dad 

When somebody either gives you information or advice you don't care for, or you are somehow wronged due to peculiar circumstances, you say "Thanks Dad".
When someone says: "You shouldn't put granola bars in the toaster" and removes them, you say "Thanks Dad"

A stray frisbee from a nearby game strikes you. You state "Thanks Dad" to nobody in particular.
Thanks Dad by Ivan Fish January 13, 2009
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Thanks Dad! 

Using some form of payment that is in your parents name (credit card, cash, etc) to purchase items you don't need, but want.
Oh man, I really needed this new computer to play video games on, Thanks Dad!
Thanks Dad! by WrathRE February 22, 2011

thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father
Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.

Daddy Thanos 

He is the hottest linguistic teacher you will ever have. He is a Daddy on his own right. Every time he walks in the class my heart starts raising, my palms start sweating and I wanna kiss him. He is the DILF I can't help but dream about. Please be nice to him bcs he is my favourite, even though I can't have him...
1:who is this hottie?

2: That's daddy Thanos and back off bitch he is mine.
Daddy Thanos by Daddy Thanos April 2, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026