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textfriend
a friend that you no longer see in person who has not moved away, and only communicate via text txt message.
textfriend by raeyeofthesun February 20, 2011
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Textie-Poo
Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011
textflection
An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.
Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.
textflection by TheBossGhost May 14, 2013
textfectionate
textfectionate by AQT724 January 5, 2011
textfiles.com
An indispensible web site where one can find term papers, outdated hacking info and bomb recipes all in the same place, circa 1980's and culled from the old BBS system.
textfiles.com by Mortenson February 9, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.