texhie 

Adjective, "Tech-shee": Descriptive term for someone who is like a techie, but more amatuer and prone to misunderstanding their more experienced techie acquaintances.

Someone who is prone to exaggerating their "Techie" credentials and knowledge.

That new guy thinks he is a techie, but instead he is a texhie. He was bragging about how he could share his spreadsheet with his friends on the cloud.

texhie by LostRambler July 4, 2014

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.

If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.

Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011

Techie Guy 

1. The IT man at your place of employment. Often can be bribed with brownies.

2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.

Techie Guy:
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.

Techie Guy by yomamauugly August 25, 2009

techie

1) One who works for the stage doing techinical services, such as sound, lighting, or stage hand work.

2) A major subculture, where members dress up all in black, carry multitools, and a roll of gaft tape.

Techies do it in the dark.

techie by FernDawg June 22, 2003

techie

A technician. One who works on the technical aspect of any production. Often work into the wee hours the night before a show opens and still receive little recognition.

Without techies, we wouldn't have a show.

techie by red dragon July 17, 2003

Techies Law 

Techies Law is a definition coined by Strictly-Software.com to describe a Murphies Law type scenario related to software development.

The law states that:

If you have spent considerable time trying to resolve a bug in your code, a technical problem or any other such computer related issue and you finally resort to asking for help from a colleague or support team member. You can be rest assured that when you go to show that person the problem in action it has miraculously resolved itself all by itself OR you will immediately spot the cause of the problem.

You are then derided for either being a numpty and / or wasting their precious time for no reason.

I just experienced Techies Law in action. After spending hours trying to debug some code I reluctantly called our lead developer over to help me but as soon as he arrived at my desk I immediately realised what the bug was. He called me a numpty.

I am going to utilise Techies Law by spending a third of the time I usually spend bug fixing before asking for help.

I am going to pray to the God of Geekdom that Techies Law will enact itself and fix my network connection for me by calling someone else over to have a look at the problem.

Techies Law by MonkeyMagix October 25, 2011

techie

1: A Person who works Backstage during theatrical performances.
2: The People with Headsets and are silently laughing so hard they are crying because of the actors and actresses performance.
3: Really Run the Play
4: Techies (Ninjas) VS Actors (Pirates)

Techies are Referred to as Ninjas because they have the talent to vanish when ever the director is yelling at actors, and also must be silent and wear black for their job.

Actors are the Pirates cause they need the fans and the photos to continue doing there jobs. Techies do not need the fans or the photos they know they are awesome.

5: The people that have the most fun during play week, and after because they demolish everything!

6: The Stage Manager, Props Manager, Sound Technician, Light Technician, Spot Light Controllers, Scenery movers, and those who fly scenery in and out.

7: Techies are also the people you find sleeping in class or on the floor before play practice.

Don't piss off the Techies or you take your bow in the dark.

If the set falls down sure it may be our fault, you mess up your lines and don't improvise because of the set falling it's not our fault.

Don't put on the tehcie head sets, cause you may hear us making fun of you.

techie by Annakitsune August 24, 2007