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Texas Turn-Around 

When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet
Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.
Texas Turn-Around by LoserLeave September 29, 2020

Texas turnaround 

Texas turnaround is when a redneck, 'Publican, "Trump" follower type, marries, fucks, or has babies with a Mexican, or Mexican American.
Ya know, Jeb ain't from Texas, but he sure did take a Texas turnaround when married his wife.
Texas turnaround by realtxes November 1, 2015

the texas turnaround 

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face
She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant

The Texas turnaround 

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026