Texas Toast 

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

Texas Toast by dexi March 1, 2010

Texas toast 

When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole

Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af

Texas toast by Weenus penis September 24, 2018

texas toast 

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

texas toast by stephen November 8, 2004

Texas Toast 

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!

Tim Texas Toast my face the other day.

Texas Toast by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009

Texas Toast 

When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.

My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.

Texas Toast by ElRae August 18, 2011

Texas Toast 

When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.

Hey girl you want some texas toast?

Texas Toast by toastmaster2 October 25, 2006

Texas Toast Massacre 

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

Texas Toast Massacre by LMF2000 September 20, 2020