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Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.
The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"
by dexi March 1, 2010
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Texas toast

When you and your gf are doing cowgirl and she pulls out a toaster and launches toast from the toaster into your butthole
Chet: Me and melissa did the texas toast last night it was grimy af
by Weenus penis September 24, 2018
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texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast
we played texas toast last night it sucked
by stephen November 8, 2004
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When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!
by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009
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Texas Toast

When you make your girlfriend breakfast in bed, but instead of buttering the toast you spread a healthy layer of jizzum on it.
My girlfriend made me watch a crappy chickflick last night, so this morning I made her Texas Toast.
by ElRae August 18, 2011
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When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.
by toastmaster2 October 25, 2006
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Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
by LMF2000 September 20, 2020
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