stephen's definitions

weejmo

A really dumb dog that is fat.

Holy crap that is a huge weejmo

by Stephen October 27, 2004

Killmarnock

Kilmarnock Is Very Exciting.
Things Always Happen!
Including The Crazy Brick Man And Young Neds Running Rampant.
It Is However NOT A Cardboard Shanty Town

Kilmarnock Town = Good
Kilmarnock FC = PISH

by Stephen October 15, 2004

iyaayas

"If you ain't ammo, you ain't shit!" used by the ammo folks in the United States Air Force

by stephen January 7, 2003

Sniffy Bridge

The area of flesh bridging the gap between the lower ball sack and the ring piece. So called due to the strong influence of smell around the area.

Sandra - Goodness me, what is that strong aroma?

Jim - Why that will be my sniffy bridge, I haven't cleaned it for ages.

by stephen November 26, 2004

rap

the best music ever.

you got lil jon
wat bout scrappy
and 50 cent

by stephen June 18, 2005

parimony

Monthly installment of funds from parents to offspring after moving out.

Hey man, I'm coming over to your house to eat...I'm still waiting for my parimony check.

by Stephen May 14, 2003

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003