stephen's definitions

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

crunk

v. past perfect tense of the infinitive "to crank"; refers to the the ultimate level or the uppermost possibility

adj. - refers a person, place, or thing that is the best, or superior

The club last night was crunk-tight! All the fly honeys were in the hizzy!

by Stephen November 26, 2002

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

napster

Someone that takes a lot of naps. Someone that enjoys taking naps.

"Damnit Joe, you're such a napster"

by stephen June 6, 2005

iyaayas

"If you ain't ammo, you ain't shit!" used by the ammo folks in the United States Air Force

by stephen January 7, 2003

Killmarnock

Kilmarnock Is Very Exciting.
Things Always Happen!
Including The Crazy Brick Man And Young Neds Running Rampant.
It Is However NOT A Cardboard Shanty Town

Kilmarnock Town = Good
Kilmarnock FC = PISH

by Stephen October 15, 2004

weejmo

A really dumb dog that is fat.

Holy crap that is a huge weejmo

by Stephen October 27, 2004