stephen's definitions

Cat Food

A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.

by Stephen February 15, 2005

Cock

As forestated: A slang term for male genitalia. A male chicken (rooster). As a verb, an action denoting raising, such as that of an eyebrown or hammer of a gun.

1. That fucking-smelly-bitch ain't getting a hold of this cock.
2. The cock spurred the hen while giving it to her 'good'.
3. a) I cocked my eyebrow, realsing it's all fun and games until...
b) I cocked my pistol and then realised I wasn't American or in a high school, so I recycled it.

by Stephen September 11, 2003

faffing

The excessive use of time for nonsense activities

Stop faffing around already, and please provide to me my work objectives.

by Stephen March 24, 2004

crunk

v. past perfect tense of the infinitive "to crank"; refers to the the ultimate level or the uppermost possibility

adj. - refers a person, place, or thing that is the best, or superior

The club last night was crunk-tight! All the fly honeys were in the hizzy!

by Stephen November 26, 2002

Fresno

Fresno is the 8th largest city in the state of California. Located in the central San Joaquin Valley, close to the geographic center of the state, Fresno's population base is rapidly growing.

Largely based on agriculture type businesses, Fresno is also becoming a popular location for technology based companies, because of it's centralized location.

Fresno is a city located in the state of California, between Sacramento and Bakersfield.

by Stephen July 8, 2004

hobbit

An insult given to small people.

"Keyligh You're A Hobbit"

by Stephen September 1, 2004

chilaxin

chillin and relaxin

"wut u doin??"
"chilaxin"

by Stephen June 6, 2003