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Definitions by LMF2000

Texas Toast Massacre 

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
Texas Toast Massacre by LMF2000 September 20, 2020
when someone sends you a dick pic and you’re relieved because it’s nice looking.
James showed me his dick and I’m willieved”
“Ahh, so it isn’t gross?”
Willieved by LMF2000 August 29, 2019