Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

by LMF2000 September 20, 2020

Willieved

when someone sends you a dick pic and you’re relieved because it’s nice looking.

“James showed me his dick and I’m willieved”
“Ahh, so it isn’t gross?”

by LMF2000 August 29, 2019