texas tan
An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
texas tan by Proud Texan June 22, 2018
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Texas Tanker
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. Much like an upper decker, the texas tanker must be hard and cannot be the liquidy product of a long night of taco bell and misery. When the Texas Tanker sets sail, it can float without sinking giving off a horrid smell for days. The texas tanker should only be used on people who have wronged you in some way.
My boss really pisses me off, if we go to his house for a party ill have to let a texas tanker make a port call in his master bathroom.
Texas Tanker by uscgnavigator February 4, 2014
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Texas Tandem
It was a real nice night...Chris and I went out to the bar, brought a couple girls home and did the texas tandem on his tempur pedic.
Texas Tandem by WayneNetworks October 3, 2011
Texas Tanning Oil
When you shit on a female subject and rub it all over her body, have sex with her, and send her tanning.
Texas Tanning Oil by draXSHOCKEY January 15, 2008
Texastan
Noun: Formerly a region of the United States, Texastan became a separate region once it fell completely under the control of Christian Sharia during the early 21st century. Texastan is known for its restrictive voting rights, denying women’s bodily autonomy, it’s complete lack of gun laws, it’s aversion to science, and building large pointless walls.
Texastan is run by a right wing oligarchical right wing minority determine to retain power by any means.
Texastan by wanderartist September 1, 2021
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