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Texastan 

Noun: Formerly a region of the United States, Texastan became a separate region once it fell completely under the control of Christian Sharia during the early 21st century. Texastan is known for its restrictive voting rights, denying women’s bodily autonomy, it’s complete lack of gun laws, it’s aversion to science, and building large pointless walls.
Texastan is run by a right wing oligarchical right wing minority determine to retain power by any means.
Texastan by wanderartist September 1, 2021
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Texasian 

One who is Texan and Asian. ^^
Christy is a Texasian because she was a native born Texan and is Vietnamese.
Texasian by Smelyalata January 27, 2009

TexasTakeEm

TexasTakeEm is a term to describe a picture of a raped minor.
George, did you see the TexasTakeEm which leaked on yesterday?
TexasTakeEm by LePudding April 24, 2017

texas tan 

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan
texas tan by Proud Texan June 22, 2018

Texastater 

When your partner lies facedown on the bed With their ass in the air and you fill your hand with bacon bits form a fist, cover said wrist in ranch dressing and bbq sauce and slide it inside their Anus.
Baby girl roll over and let daddy give you Texastater
Texastater by Bone75 June 29, 2021
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