Texas Mudflap 

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.

"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.

Texas Mudflap by Nicole Brewer July 8, 2007

Texas Mudflap 

A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.

This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.

Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".

While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.

Texas Mudflap by dpfanatic October 23, 2009

The Texas Mud flap. 

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.

My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.

The Texas Mud flap. by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004