texas carwash

After fucking the absolute shit out of you woman you jizz into a rag and wipe the girls face with it just as if you're giving her a car wash.

Badia: Mayough I was soo drunk last night and she was being such a bitch that I decided to give her the ol' Texas Carwash!!!

by GNAW October 26, 2006

Texas Car Wash

Any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash as a way to drum up business.

Seems like there's a Texas Car Wash on every corner this weekend.

by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007